Its Kind Of Dark In Here!! Funny Shit!! - Brown Pride Forums

CaMbA_L�K� · #1 05-19-2007, 11:04 AM

A nine year old boy came home from the school earlier than always when he went to his room he saw his mother naked with an unknown man in the bedroom of his parents, so he took his duck and went into this room really quietly and slowly so nobody hears him coming in then he goes into the closet. A few minutes later the husband came also earlier than always home, the woman scared said to the unknown man to go into the closet a to be quiet, so did this and the boy in there said to him: "its kind of dark in here"
the man: "yes it is"
boy: "don't you wanna buy a duck?"
man: "a duck?? what the hell I need your duck in here??"
boy: "well I don't know, my dad is out there you know?"
man: "OK OK what do you want for the duck?"
boy: "100 bucks"
man: "100bucks?are you crazy?but ok is a deal".
fews second later the boy said to him: "hey give my duck back"
man: "your duck? I just bought it from you?
boy: "but I want it back..."
man: "shit ok, but be quiet.." so the boy goes to his room happy because of the big deal.
A few days later the same happened and in the closet the boy goes again: "Its kind of dark in here!!
man: "you again?"
boy: "don't you wanna buy some duck?"
man: "again? I don't want your stupid duck!"
boy: "I can scream really loud.."
man: "Ok shit, give me the ***king duck.."
boy: "200 bucks..."
man"what? 200 bucks? now you are dreaming lil buddy, im not giving 200 bucks for some duck!!"
boy: "ok your problem" and he wanted to go out the closet and the man said quickly : " hey stop, come in, here ok 200 bucks" now let alone.
boy: "but ey give me my duck back!!"
man: "shit..your a $#%*^, here take your dawn duck"
A few days later the same,
boy: "Its kind of dark in here!!"
man: "Oh no,...you again?"
boy: "you wanna buy some duck?"
man really pissed off: "shit man..how much you want now??
boy: "300 bucks"
man: " you lil deamon...ok now let me alone I dont your ***king duck..get out of here.."
the boy goes out the closet really happy with the money and his duck, his was going to the bathroom and sees his kid with a lot of money in his hand, wondered the man asked him where he got the money from...the boy answered well I sold some things...
father: " you I don't like you to sell some things....you don't need money..me and your mother give all you need....but ok now we are going to Church and your going to confessing what you did..and god will forgive you"
then they went to the Church, the boy goes to confessing...
the church father: "talk to me son"
boy: "Its kind of dark in here"
church father: "you?? here we go with the shit again??

**mOrEnA nEnA** · #2 05-19-2007, 03:08 PM

...lol...

chicano · #3 05-19-2007, 05:53 PM

I was expecting a better ending, it wasn't bad though.

HomeyG · #4 05-20-2007, 08:44 PM

lol! damn!

lupe Flores · #5 05-21-2007, 05:11 AM

oh hell no thats funny

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