One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in
>despair, he has his first meeting with the devil..
>
>Satan: "Why so glum?"
>
>Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
>
>Satan: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You
>a drinking man?"
>
>Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."
>
>Satan: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we
>do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, Gin, and Scitch. We
>drink 'til
>
>we throw up, and then we drink some more! And you don't have to worry
>about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway."
>
>Guy: "Gee that sounds great!"
>
>Satan: "You a smoker?"
>
>Guy: "You better believe it!"
>
>Satan: "All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars
>from all over the world, and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no
>biggie, you're dead already , remember?"
>
>Guy: "Wow...that's awesome!"
>
>Satan: "I bet you like to gamble."
>
>Guy: "Why, yes, as a matter of fact I do."
>
>Satan: "Good, 'cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps,
>blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, it
>doesn't matter, you're dead anyhow."
>
>Guy: "Cool!"
>
>Satan: "What about drugs?"
>
>Guy: "Are you kidding? Love ! You don't mean...?"
>
>Satan: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big
>bowl of smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can
>do all the drugs you want. You're dead so who cares."
>
>Guy: "Wow! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"
>
>Satan: "You gay?"
>
>Guy: "No..."
>
>Satan: "Ooooh, Fridays are gonna be tough..."
>

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my d!ck is color blind

Lol Funny :d

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DESCANZEN EN PAZ AMY Y TRACA SE KEDAN EN MI CORAZON

hahahahahha

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When in doubt...empty the magazine
-Semper Fidelis-

lol that was funny

lmao damn 2 bad 4 him

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lol i didnt read it..

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stop spamming

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Empty...life feels empty

i dont know what that is but ok

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