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The Poor Tailor

Harry was a poor tailor whose shop was next door a 2 Star Restaurant. Every day for lunch, Harry would eat his black bread and herring in the small garden at the back of his shop. He would always smell...

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The Lumberjack

Smith went to Canada to seek his fortune as a lumberjack. He met a foreman of a logging organization who offered to give him a job...

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Entry to Heaven

There was an Englishman, an Indian and a Pakistani driving along, when they rolled the car and the three of them got killed. They went to Heaven and met St Peter at...

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Special Breakfast

One morning, Lisa and Sadie decided to go out for breakfast. The waitress told them that the special that morning was two eggs, tomatoes, mushrooms...

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Santa`s Clients

Santa was in coats but unfortunately business was very bad. One day his partner Banta said to him, �What are we going to do with these fifty coats? They�re last year...

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Wife`s Headstone

Charlie was a very successful marketing director. Sadly, his wife Rita dies. At the cemetery, Joe's friends and family are appalled to see that the headstone reads...

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Dead Ass

Two privates were handed shovels and told to bury a large, dead animal. While digging they got into an argument about what they were burying. "This here's a big mule...

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Natural Death

After a long day at the office, Chris came home one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit was obviously dead. Chris panicked...

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Golf Trouble

There was this guy who went golfing every Saturday and Sunday. It didn't matter what kind of weather it was, he was hooked on a round of golf on his days off. One Saturday he...

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Secret to long life

An old man was relaxing at his hundredth birthday party when a reporter went up to him. "Sir, what is the secret of your long life...

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