� Old age is like a burglar. It robs you of all the goodies and leaves the rubbish. | � Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without. |
� Luck, it is said, dislikes working double shifts. |
� God can't alter history, so he created historians. |
� Mother Nature applies all her rules... all the time. |
� God has Alzheimer's disease; he's forgotten that we exist. |
� More people rust out than wear out. |
� Defeat is not bitter unless you swallow it. |
� Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. |
� People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy. |