| Three men, a doctor, a lawyer and a biker, were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his martini, the doctor said, �You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn�t like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her.� After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, �Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn�t like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her.� The Biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, �Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn�t like the t-shirt, then she could go fuck herself. |